Urgent: Santa’s safe for Christmas, presents to be delivered safely

Tista' taqra bil- Malti.

It’s official! Santa is Safe from Covid-19!

This most important piece of news was given by Dr Anthony Fauci, renownes medical expert on Coronavirus, a man who locked horns several times with President Trump over the treatment of the pandemic. Dr Fauci was a guest on Sesame Street, a long-time running educational programme for children. In the programme several children expressed their concern that Santa Clause will not be able to visit them and leave their Christmas presents because of the virus.

“I took care of that for you,” replied Fauci. He revealed that, earlier on in the year he had been on a secret mission to the North Pole where he had checked Santa’s immunity and given him the necessary boosts.

So, prepare the mince pie near the tree, ‘cos Santa Claus is commin’ to town!